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Saturday, April 02, 2005
  Google Gulp
Google Gulp: "1. How does Google Gulp work?

"Well, to comprehend the long version of this answer, you'd need a PhD (from Stanford, natch). The short version is, our brains process data by sending electrical impulses called neurotransmitters between billions of neurons via axons running between synapses, much the way buses travel between stations, or MP3 files travel between felonious suburban teenagers. The molecular compound that fuels Google Gulp speeds up this process by, among various startling feats of neurochemical legerdemain, limiting the activity of the enzyme monoamine oxidase. You think faster – and feel better.

"What's more, through our patented real-time DNA-scanning process, Auto-Drink™, Google Gulp is actually able to "take a picture" of your genetic profile, reconfigure its molecular composition on the fly, and subtly alter your brain's intricate mosaic of axonial patterns in order to facilitate even faster cognitive processing. "

It seems like Googles April fools joke this year was as good as ever.

 
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actually, of all the jokes out there this year, this was sorta lame. i was so safe that there was no humour in it.

but, if you want a good laugh, check out the jokes over here:

Steve Jobs Join IKEA
Cisco Merges with Nabisco
Bush Twins Join Air Force

But I'm glad you did get some enjoyment out of Google's joke, I just thought it was rather dull.
 
I SHOULD TELL YOU !!!!

THAT BLOGLINKER DOESN'T WORK FOR GOOGLE !

BECAUSE LINKS ARE TRANSFERRED FMOR SCRIPT WHICH DOESN'T WORK IN GOOGLE !!!!!!!

LOLZZZZZ
 
What has all this shouting about blog linker got to do with April 1st?

BTW: All javascript stuff fails to show up to googlebot as it only reads text and doesn't try to run it. I thought every one knew that.

Now be carefull as that last comment looks very much like spam.
 
Perhaps a little bit off topic, but here's a very cute joke...John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. "Waiter," he shouted, "Didn't you hear me say 'well done'?"
"I can't thank you enough, sir," replied the waiter. "I hardly ever
get a compliment." From Sam at:basicajokes.
 
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